Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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