Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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