mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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