Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He did a backflip because drugs
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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