I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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