I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I want a musical about memes.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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