You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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