I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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