Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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