Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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