Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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