Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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