I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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