This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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