Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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