Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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