Having a random hookup so left but love u
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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