my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
