hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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