i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Randomize