Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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go home
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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