playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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