You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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