I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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