dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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