I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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