i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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