remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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