Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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