He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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