It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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