i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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