when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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