i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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