There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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