yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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