What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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