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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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