Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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