she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize