I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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