Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
