You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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