11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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