We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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