On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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