have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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