cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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