I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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