im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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