She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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