he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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