first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
pray to the hookup gods
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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