All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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