absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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